$SHORTY Token Whitepaper

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Introduction
$SHORTY is more than a token — it's a movement powered by community, memes, and a uniquely unforgettable dog. Inspired by the real-life condition known as Short Spine Syndrome, our beloved mascot Shorty represents resilience, oddball charm, and pure Internet gold.

We believe that being built different isn't a bug — it's a feature.
 
Vision & Mission
Vision: To create the most lovable, community-powered meme token in the crypto universe, all while raising awareness about Short Spine Syndrome and embracing our differences.

Mission: Deliver value through humor, engagement, and creative content.
Build a tight-knit and inclusive community that stands out.
Educate and inform, while staying funny and unreasonably adorable.
 
What is Short Spine Syndrome?
Short Spine Syndrome is a rare congenital condition in dogs, caused by fused vertebrae that lead to a shortened back and limited flexibility. Affected dogs may look unusual but live happy, full lives.

But forget the textbook for a second.
Shorty isn’t just an example of this condition — he’s the pinnacle of awesome. His squashed frame, crossed eyes, and infectious smile are the embodiment of "built different." He's not here to be pitied. He's here to moon.
 
Tokenomics
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $SHORTY
Circulating Supply: 1,000,000,000 $SHORTY

All tokens are in circulation. There are no team allocations, locked funds, or reserved wallets. No presales, no VC games. What you see is what you get — a 100% community-owned token from day one.
 
Utility
You can trade it.

Roadmap 
Fair launch. Maybe some listings. Then fun only!

Community & Culture
$SHORTY is powered by weirdness and wholesomeness in equal measure. Our community is a haven for dog lovers, meme artists, degenerates with a heart, and anyone who ever felt like they didn’t quite fit the mold.

Shorty isn’t a dog you laugh at. He’s a dog you laugh with — usually while he’s driving a Lambo with a helmet that's two sizes too big.

Legal & Disclaimers
This is a meme coin. Not financial advice. No utility. No roadmap guarantees. Just vibes and dog-based joy.

We do not collect any personal data. The Shorty website is a static landing page with no forms, no cookies, no tracking, and no spooky scripts. We literally wouldn't know how to steal your data even if we wanted to.

If you click on links to social media, you're leaving the Shortyverse and entering platforms with their own privacy policies. Stay safe out there, champ.

Also: If you rug us, you rug yourself. And Shorty remembers.

Join the Pack
Follow us. Meme with us. Howl at the moon with us.

Twitter: @shortytoken
Telegram: t.me/shortspineinu
Website: shortytoken.com