$SHORTY, the Short Spine Inu

Ever seen a doggo with a Short Spine Syndrome? Nope? Now you have! And it's glorious, isn't it?

CA: coming soon

Chain: Solana

BUY (soon)

WTH is going on here?

Short Spine Syndrome is a rare congenital condition in dogs characterized by a significantly shortened vertebral column. It occurs due to the fusion or abnormal development of several vertebrae, resulting in a compact, compressed torso, an elevated back, and limited neck mobility. Affected dogs often exhibit unique body proportions...

Actually… FCK IT!

That “condition”? It’s a superpower.

Meet $SHORTY – the unreasonably confident, hunchbacked hero of the blockchain. Short spine? Try streamlined power core. Crossed eyes? That’s dual-market vision. Goofy grin? That’s the face of a doggo who bought the bottom, sold the top, and still had time to meme it.

Shorty isn’t just a mascot – he’s the $SHORTY spirit: Defying norms. Embracing weird. Moonwalking through rug pulls with a tongue out and tail... Well, there is no tail.

He’s not broken. He’s built different. Who needs a neck when you're filthy freaking rich?

$SHORTly about tokenomics

1 BILLION

Total supply. And circulating, too. No distribution, no allocation.

Freeze, Mint, Update

All revoked. It is what it is!

Liquidity locked.

Contract Address

Coming soon.

Totally not made up testimonials ;)

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“I came here for dog memes, but I stayed for a full-blown anatomy lesson. I had no idea Short Spine Syndrome was real — I thought Shorty was just drawn drunk. Now I can’t stop showing this dog to my students. We’ve replaced the classroom skeleton with a cardboard cutout of Shorty. Education? Crushed it.”

- Janet F., school teacher & meme connoisseur

“I thought I’d seen it all in crypto: rug pulls, moonshots, meme coins with utility... Then I met Shorty. This glorious, crooked little beast taught me that true alpha doesn’t come from tokenomics — it comes from spinal defiance and unwavering derp energy. I named my hardware wallet after him.”

- Greg T., crypto bro turned canine evangelist

“I was doomscrolling through the usual nonsense when BAM — Shorty hit me like a chart reversal. I didn’t even know this syndrome existed, but now I’m emotionally invested in every vertebra this little legend never developed. 10/10 would get rugged by that grin.”

- Lisa R., casual scroller turned lifelong fan

“I came here for dog memes, but I stayed for a full-blown anatomy lesson. I had no idea Short Spine Syndrome was real — I thought Shorty was just drawn drunk. Now I can’t stop showing this dog to my students. We’ve replaced the classroom skeleton with a cardboard cutout of Shorty. Education? Crushed it.”

- Janet F., school teacher & meme connoisseur

“I thought I’d seen it all in crypto: rug pulls, moonshots, meme coins with utility... Then I met Shorty. This glorious, crooked little beast taught me that true alpha doesn’t come from tokenomics — it comes from spinal defiance and unwavering derp energy. I named my hardware wallet after him.”

- Greg T., crypto bro turned canine evangelist

“I was doomscrolling through the usual nonsense when BAM — Shorty hit me like a chart reversal. I didn’t even know this syndrome existed, but now I’m emotionally invested in every vertebra this little legend never developed. 10/10 would get rugged by that grin.”

- Lisa R., casual scroller turned lifelong fan

“I came here for dog memes, but I stayed for a full-blown anatomy lesson. I had no idea Short Spine Syndrome was real — I thought Shorty was just drawn drunk. Now I can’t stop showing this dog to my students. We’ve replaced the classroom skeleton with a cardboard cutout of Shorty. Education? Crushed it.”

- Janet F., school teacher & meme connoisseur

“I thought I’d seen it all in crypto: rug pulls, moonshots, meme coins with utility... Then I met Shorty. This glorious, crooked little beast taught me that true alpha doesn’t come from tokenomics — it comes from spinal defiance and unwavering derp energy. I named my hardware wallet after him.”

- Greg T., crypto bro turned canine evangelist

“I was doomscrolling through the usual nonsense when BAM — Shorty hit me like a chart reversal. I didn’t even know this syndrome existed, but now I’m emotionally invested in every vertebra this little legend never developed. 10/10 would get rugged by that grin.”

- Lisa R., casual scroller turned lifelong fan

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